Anonymous
asked:
dont read zoey meets eros ever
oatmealo
answered:

You fucker never tell me not to do something I’ll be right back
….
No never again
Never
Bleach my brain pls

duncan-do-right

OH MY GOD I made the mistake of reading that one and i cried in my bed for an hour. DONT READ IT

toobadchadlytime

I’m never reading this

Ever

Not even never

Not in a million years

And by that I mean give me the link

mirthfullespurr

Are you sure you want the link
toobadchadlytime

I’m imagining hilariously terrible Zoey fic

Am I mistaken

mirthfullespurr

It’s not hilarious it’s traumatizing and horrible I didn’t even finish the first page But suit yourself https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9781122/1/Zoey-meets-Eros
justaprinceofthegalaxy

“Strip for me and present your naked body.”

I’m sorry, but at that point I burst out laughing. I can’t stop. Send help.