Good Things about the Finale:

-Zoke kiss!

-Canon AleHeather!

-Zoey/Chef friendship?

-“And this is milk.”

-Mal died HAHA SEE YA LATER FUCKER

-Gwen and Cameron being bros

-FRACKING MACHINE

-Mal on a pogo stick jfc

-Mike and his alters teaming up to get into the tower and up the staircase before everything turned to shit.

-Vito holding Chester

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Bad Things about the Finale:

-THAT IS NOT HOW MPD/DID WORKS FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE TOTAL DRAMA YOU LITTLE SHIT I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MAD I AM ABOUT THAT. MIKE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER BUT YOU HAD TO INDISPUTABLY MAKE HIM OFFENSIVE AS FUCK. 

-ALL THE ALTERS ARE MAGICALLY GONE? WHAT IS THIS SHIT I’M CRYING FUCK EVERYTHING.

-I CANNOT GET OVER THE RESET BUTTON BULLSHIT FUCK EVERYTHING.

-No Season 6 Preview? 

-Seriously fuck everything. Ever fiber of my being still likes Mike, but they literally ruined him and gave a big middle finger to people with MPD/DID or any other mental illness, for that matter. Fuck that noise.

-SVETLANA NO MY BBU 

-Oh my God are the rest of the cast okay? Like shit dude they floated off into the atmosphere. What the fuck.