the-malevolent-natychan95:

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Kids these days have no respect for their elders… don’t you know that it’s rude to ask a fella what their age is? Back in my day, we feared our elders, ‘cause if we stepped out of lines we’d get spanked with a leather belt! 

—Chester

Mike: He’s 72. ^^;

Woah, Chester’s 72?! I thought he was like, 80 or something~. *snickers*

Why you–!! *shakes cane at you vigorously* 

–Chester