Phoebe looked up. “Oh? Well look who it is!” she said, and let FET in backstage. “I didn’t think I’d be able to get ahold of you, what with you prowling around the island.” she commented flippantly. “Do come here then, we’re about to continue the show.” she said, and walked on set.
“Hello viewers, and welcome back! I am pleased to announce that we have a surprised guest today! Give it up for the potentially soon-to-be feral FET!” she announced, queing FET to come on stgae. Many cheered, and some gasped in shock.
FET: *chuckles* Ok, hello, hello everybody! *waves, then looks at Phoebe* … what makes you say, ‘soon to be feral’?
Sierra then chimes in before Phoebe can make a comment. “According to my fan blogs, you’re voted to be this season’s Ezekiel!” she revealed. Phoebe cleared her throat, taking control of the conversation. “Many people are speculating what will happen to you, considering you seem to be having your own agenda. Why did you decide to stay and lurk on the island anyways?” Phoebe asked.
FET: *smiles* Ah, yes, that… I’m currently working 3 different plans at the moment, all involve that I be on that island. The main plan is a vendetta, and the other two include a resurrection and a taming, but both will benefit the main plan. *smiles, enjoying being vague*
“Could you be more specific?” Phoebe prodded, though Sierra butted in again. “Fan speculation is that it has something to do with Mal, because she used to have relations with him, even though Mal is long gone.” Sierra said factually as she typed away on her computer. “Oh? How valid would you say Sierra’s statement is?”
FET: *one side of her mouth turned up in a smile* Pretty valid… I’m going to let you in on something you may not know. I am the creator of at least 5 different cults across North America.
“And they call ME the crazy one.” Sierra said, rolling her eyes in her usually blunt fashion.
“How do you plan on bringing him back if he’s long gone, though?” Phoebe asked, entertaining the thought. Many people in the crowd booed at the thought of such an evil person coming back. Some fangirls cheered though, thinking of Mal as the stereotypical hot villain.
FET: *glares at the audience, giving them a cold stare that makes them go quiet* Well, that brings me back on the point about my cults. Now, I’ve made a lot of them, it was simple, just make up a deity that had to do with something in life that people would like help with, and get people to gather and do good things like clean up the woods or give charities. Once the cult formed and had a good set of rules with no loopholes to make it a bad cult, I would take my leave and move on the the next place I thought needed a little human faith. But then, something unexpected happened…
The audience quickly uproared at the mention of cults. Phoebe quieted them down. “Don’t you think that’s a bit extreme though? People could get seriously hurt.” she pointed out. Sierra sat at her computer, biting back her tongue as she typed away. “Besides, I have to ask, why would you want to try and bring back someone who overtook an innocent guy’s body to try and kill and hurt others?” Phoebe pointed out, stirring up the drama. Such was her job, after all.
