On the twelfth day of Christmas

Total Drama gave to me:

Twelve Canon Pairings

Eleven Teams Complaining

Ten Nasty Chef Meals

Nine Interns Screaming

Eight Couple Break-Ups (SORRY)

Seven Bigfoot Roaring

Six Charry Babies

Five Bro-ken Booones

Four Hungry Sharks

Three Shaved Heads

Two Psycho Hosts

and a Briefcase Full of Mon-eeeeeeeeey!