A camera sat on a table in a messy bedroom. Ringo slid into view of the camera, shouting, “Yo, Total Drama— Aah!” He slid too far and landed into something off-screen.
The camera went to static, before showing the bedroom again. Ringo once again slid into view, “Sup, To— Frick!” Once again, he slid too far and slammed into something.
The camera went to static one last time before showing Ringo sitting on his head, combing his mohawk. He threw the comb away and pointed at the camera, clicking his teeth.
“Whassup, Total Drama?” he greeted, “The name’s Ringo, and guess what? I’ve been wantin’ on this show ever since Action, man! Because I have a dream that I can’t just find out in the streets of New York! I’m gonna be the first man on mars and I’m gonna break the world record for traveling the world!”
“’Sides,” he chuckled, “I’ve definitely got what it takes. Need some muscle? Ringo’s ya man! Need some ratings? Ringo’s ya man! Need some brains?”
He stopped, chuckling nervously, “Well… Ringo’s not your man there unless it’s like science or somethin’. And if I won the money, I’d totally be the first man on mars and could carve the Total Drama name on Mars! How wicked rad would that be?” He gazed up at the ceiling, spacing out. The rest of the audition video was him spacing out until the battery ran out.
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Number four is revealed!
