Roxanne: *in her bedroom*
*turns on the camera with a fizz*
*looks off into the corner of the room she is in*
*speaks with a southern accent*
Roxanne: Does the light on mean it’s recording?
*waits*
Ok. *big smile*
Hi Total Drama Tumblr! My name is Roxanne Mila and I am 16 years old. *flounces down on her bed and crosses her legs elegantly bouncing around a little bit*
I guess this is the part where I tell you why I deserve to be on Total Drama City, huh?
*laughs to herself*
Ok, well I deserve to be on TDC because I am a very hard worker with everything I do. I don’t let anyone or anything get in my way, yall! Observe my many singing competition trophies!
*gestures with bravado to the shelf lined with lots of trophies medals for singing*
See this one? *points to the tallest one*
I won this one with a LOT of hard work! Lucky for me the girl opposing me in the finals ended up with *quote fingers* laryngitis, the day of the competition. *snickers to herself sweetly*
And this one? *points to the next tallest one*
I won this competition with a nasty case of bronchitis. Of course the girl opposing me in those finals did get a call home for “family emergency” *snickers sweetly again*
*smiles proudly*
As you can see, I work very hard to be successful. And it pays off!
Another reason that I feel like I deserve to be on Total Drama City is that I could bring something entirely new to the competition. I’ve been told that I’m a great team player and that I work well solo.
*smirks deviously*
I’ve been trained well, to work in both situations.
*snickers sweetly but with the same smirk*
Sorry.. ADHD is kicking in today. *giggles again*
I’ve been a loyal Total Drama fan since the beginning and I can’t wait to see what this next season of TDT has in store for us! Thank you for your consideration. *curtsies*
OOH I SOUNDED LIKE KATNISS EVERDEEN! *laughing like crazy, walks off screen*
*camera fizzes out*
(See the entire cast of the contestants by clicking here)
