Are you fucking kidding me.

I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
i quit

There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.

what. go away.

EXCUSE ME WHAT

And this is why people should never say dancing/cheerleading/gymnastics aren’t sports.

Can we also talk about how the girl in the background appears to be balancing on one hand on a man’s head