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You people are literally the worst. I can’t even subject the others to such abhorable attempts at spelling and grammar. Honestly, do you blindfold yourself when you type, or are you just that dim, you incompetent halfwit?

If we’re going to dissect this bastardization of a question, first you ought to know that all sentences start with a capital letter. You clearly know how to capitalize letters, as you managed to do so with your proper nouns (congratulations, have a biscuit, you know second grade grammar), so I’m baffled as to why you wouldn’t do this. Second, you’re speaking of two subjects (Manitoba and Svetlana), so you would use ”are”, not “is”, you dolt. Next, that is not how you spell the Aussie’s bloody name. Although I haven’t an ounce of respect for him, I can’t stand the sight of such a ridiculous error, and have no choice but to correct you. It’s spelled Manitoba, which you would know if you took third grade geography. The final obvious error is that you left out the word “to” in your question, which resulted in you sounding like a complete moron. Now, if you had a semblance of knowledge in that cranium of yours, you would see that the correct question would be:

“Are Manitoba and Svetlana ever going to get together?”

At which point you would then gouge your eye out with a rusted spork for asking such a moronic question.

—Mal