i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
THAT’S MY SISTER!
Also you forgot the best one
“What ever is keeping the boat floating.”
“You mean ‘what ever floats your boat’?”
“Yea, that too.”
HER SISTER FOUND THE POST AND NOW I FEEL KIND OF CREEPY I HOPE YOU’RE ALL SATISFIED
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