O, mysterious Mal, how do you manage to keep all of us peons in check? A majority of us must be a complete pain.

[[OOC:: Mal Pony because why not.]]

I tend to let you all fend for yourselves. I am not your keeper, so it means little to me what you do. Alas, when you pathetic little halfwits start dragging my name through the mud with your incessant chatter… that is problematic and obnoxious, to say the least. Just know that they’ll be the first ones to go when the time comes.

—Mal