totaldramarodney:

Rodney: “…Why do I have to wear this?” 
Bastien: “For the show, my friend! You said you would assist me, remember?” 
Rodney: “Yes, but I don’t remember agreeing to this outfit.” 
Bastien: “Pulling a rabbit out of a hat is a classic trick, Rodney!” 
Rodney: “Don’t you have actual rabbits for that…?” 
Bastien: “I’m afraid my stagehands have come down with a case of the sniffles. This is far more exciting anyway!” 

*Inhuman groaning* 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS PERFECT YOU ARE PERFECT

THR PERFECTION IS ASTOUNDING

SEND HELP THIS IS TOO AMAZING