English teacher:
Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Hussie: *mad laughter*
Himaruya: I'll make you wish they could die
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Hussie: *mad laughter*
Himaruya: I'll make you wish they could die