tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

• no pressure to wear pants in my presence
• or any clothes at all really
• but it’s up to you
• u can be big spoon or little spoon
• totally your choice
• i’m always ready to make out
• aLwaYs
• also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
• i’ll let you lick it though
• i mean the ice cream cone
• well not just the ice cream cone