Dear Santa,

You never disappoint. I mean, you bring me what I ask for every year. Usually an electronic device. A gaming console, a DVD player, etc. And that makes me happy; I’m always excited to play a new game or watch some anime, but in reality I’ve found myself wanting to ask for something else.

I want to tell you what I really want, but you can’t bring that.

You’re not even real.

Woops.

From,

Jack