OMG GUYS THERES A ROBBER IN MY HOUSE
I WENT OUT WITH MY CHINA DOLL AND HE ASKED IF WE HAD ICECREAM
WE’RE WATCHING IRON MAN 2 AND HE TOLD ME HES A SUPERWHOLOCKIAN
HE SAID HE’LL TURN HIMSELF IN AS SOON AS WE GET TACO BELL… I GUESS WE’RE BESTFRIENDS NOW
HIS NAME IS NICK AND HE USED TO BE AN AIRPORT BUSDRIVER
(Source: zechv)