okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane

because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result

like when you see these things

you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying

so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”

but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting

but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be

but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you