roachpatrol

SO I MADE THESE TODAY AND THEY ARE BETTER THAN RICE CRISPY TREATS BY A FACTOR OF APPROXIMATELY A MILLION. 

  • richer, more complex flavor
  • cereal bits are toasty and oaty and buttery
  • doesn’t grind up the roof of your mouth
  • marshmallow charm bits are crunchy and rainbow
  • some of them are, literally, rainbows
  • regular marshmallows mixed in are gooey and delicious 
  • go make this

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS IS: 

  1. mix four tablespoons of butter
  2. with about two cups of mini marshmallows
  3. in a pan
  4. mix that shit up on medium heat till gooey
  5. pour in four cups lucky charms
  6. mix thoroughly but not so thoroughly you mash the charms
  7. that looks gross
  8. maybe throw some extra white marshmallows in for extra fluff
  9. throw some more charms in too why not
  10. scrape hot mess into foil pan
  11. stick in fridge to cool for like ten minutes
  12. don’t eat it out of the pot you barbarian 
  13. but you can lick the spoon
  14. CUT IN SQUARES WHEN CHILL, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FACE. 
Source: roachpatrol