Adelia pretends to get drunk but instead is collecting dirt on everyone while they’re wasted.
Rodney’s parents awkwardly arrive on the scene and drag him home. So do Sofia’s and Eleanor’s, actually.
Jodie accidentally reveals some big FBI secret and the men in black have to arrive on the scene.
Dylan is yelling at his DS as if it was a person because he’s so frustrated that he can’t beat a level. He starts crying onto his DS and asking why it doesn’t like him anymore.
Roxanne is on a table singing old country songs.
Lightning and Pepper are alternating between beating each other up and making out in the back of the club.
Fitz is breaking stuff left and right while Ethan contemplates lighting the place on fire. I mean, Ethan tries to, but Somber (who has a ridiculously high alcohol tolerance) stops him and kicks him out.
Felix doesn’t plan on drinking, but Sonny spikes his tea when he’s not looking, so now Felix is hanging all over Adelia and gushing about how pretty she is, much to her annoyance.
Sonny is flirting vigorously with every girl in the club, and Malina comes up to the girls afterwards and beats the senseless. Malina and Sonny get into a drunken fight over it and have crazy good makeup sex later.
Ringo is just a social butterfly when drunk, and is prancing around talking and dancing.
Alexander is accidentally spilling all his mafia information to Derek, who is scared shitless because he’s also one of the few sober ones.
Rosie is actually a really cranky drunk, and is ranting about how guys always think she’s sleazy and easy.
Evan is nodding his head and pretending to listen to Rosie while making a playlist on his iPod.
Kaitlyn is chasing after Ethan, planning to beat him up for trying to light the place on fire.
Caroline is making out with EVERYONE.
Bastien is half naked and putting on quite the magic show, if you know what I mean.
Will is dragging Ariale home since he didn’t drink, but she had ten too many shots of tequila.
Claire is all over the place. Breaking stuff, busting a move, hitting on everything… she’s just… wow.
Jack is watching with wide eyes as he stirs his first and only glass of alcohol, not really wanting to sip it. Monica is only a little buzzed, since she had a couple beers.
