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Oliver used to be the kind of guy that’s like “Ah, friendzoned again!” or “Nice guys finish last…” but he’s since realized that a gross thing to say and has seen the error of his ways.
Bryce has been given so many restraining orders and prison sentences that he just can’t keep track, though most of his affaird outside of Roxanne are pretty insignificant offenses.
Myles took up playing the drums specifically so he could make the “I’m best at banging things” joke.
Gabe’s favorite part of people is the thighs, since in his opinion they’re usually the most meaty and savory.
Clyde wears a bunch of pins and buttons on his jacket because his sisters made the for him and gave them to him over the years.
Cassius was given his name in English when he moved to America because they were reading Julius Caesar and nobody could remember or pronounce Casimiro. He was okay with it at the time because he thought Cassius was the good guy in the book. He later found out it was Brutus he was thinking of.
One time a food critic told Jinta his food was overly seasoned and too salty. In his anger, Jinta took the dish back and gave him something “more bland, to suit his personality”. The critic was served a solid and uncooked block of tofu.
Diana was Samus Aran for Halloween five years in a row. She refuses to retire the costume because it makes her feel so badass, and when she’s wearing the armor nobody can tell who it is so she can nerd out without fear.
Julia has totally gotten involved in fandom wars. She may be chipper and friendly, but watch out. You diss her fandom or her OTP, and she’ll cut you. She’s a survivor of the great Homestuck v. Hetalia war of 2010.
Every single one of Jade’s tattoos has a meaning, and she hates it when people assume she just inks herself up for no reason.
Delilah got started on drugs when she was only nine years old. Her hair is actually dyed black because all the drugs and subtance abuse has depleted her melanin, making her hair naturally an oddly brittle gray-brown.
Yami and Tanya used to look near identical when they were twins, and were pretty similar in personality up until about age six or seven. However, it was around age seven that they became aware of how they were always mistaken for one another, lumped together, and never considered individuals. They grew to resent this and soon blossomed into the individuals they are today.
Celeste has been suspended from school for getting into fights. Six times.
Katie sings really old opera songs in the shower. Although people her age generally hate the genre, she has a certain appreciation for the skill and finesse needed to perform opera music.