reasons to date danny sexbang:
- once won the whole super bowl by himself
- can bench an entire continental shelf
- cured all diseases last week
and if thats not enough
- killed a mythical beast
- oh yeah he wILL ROCK YOU WORLD
- CUZ HES A DRAGON SLAYER, GIRL
did i say he’s also in a band
Incase you might need more proof, he bought the dragon right to you