Homophobic Person My favorite food is pizza!

Homosexual Person Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

Bisexual Person I like both!

Pansexual Person Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

Asexual Person I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

Homophobic Person whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.