Okay, all the odds would take a decade, so here’s the first five odds. XD

1: any bruises right now?
Nope!

3: have you stayed in a hospital?
Almost got sent a couple times, but only ever actually been once.

5: have you hung out with who you like recently?
Well I don’t really have a crush on anyone right now, if that’s what you’re insinuating.

7: what happened tonight?
Exactly nothing.

9: is confidence cute?
I’m hesitant to say yes because confidence isn’t some attribute you strive to have for the sake of seeming attractive to others. That is pretty much the opposite of confidence.

So no, it’s not cute, but it’s wonderful, fantastic, outstanding, and great!