yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE