sarcasticdevotee:

1. First impression: “I really like their writing style but they’re kind of a smartass. >:c”
2. Truth is: You’re still a smartass but you’re a likable smartass.
3. How old do you look: 18 or so.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Seriously? Nah.
6. Best feature: Your eyes fuckin’ shit.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Do friendship crushes count?
8. You’re my: only other person who seems to have a semblance of sanity on this site.
9. Name in my phone: I have your number but it’s not in my phone yet because I still haven’t found it.
10. Should you post this too?: Yeah son.

He’ll yeah for being a likeable smartness!

And yes, squishes count. -u-