chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

• if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
• fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
• biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
• some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

(Source: faefem)