Do you ever have that ridiculous fear of telling a joke that’s legitimately and completely harmless? Like, earlier today I was about to tell a joke about jellyfish and then I pause like “oh my glob what if their entire family was murdered by jellyfish or they’re a jellyfish rights activist” so I don’t tell the joke on the off chance they’re really emotional about jellyfish.

Does this happen to anyone else or is it just me?