Okay so last night me and Kari were trying to get to another friend’s house, and we took Kari’s new car, which she’s still trying to figure out how to work the gps on.

So we were driving along in the dark and we approached railroad tracks. We took a wrong turn there. Everything went downhill from there.

So the house we were trying to get to was a half hour away, but it took us almost two hours to get there.

We ended up in some creepy, uninhabited backwoods with a winding road and nothing but woods on each side for miles. It’s pitch black out and we were trying to figure out where we were. After almost twenty minutes of nothing changing, we see a single sign on the side of the road.

“Now leaving Paradise Valley. Come visit again soon!”

What.

At that point I’m like we must be in an episode of night vale or something because how did we end up in a place called paradise valley? I had never even heard of this place before.

Long story short we rolled in around 11 and Claire was hella confused as to where we had been.

We googled paradise valley to figure out where we had been, and the first thing that came up was about a weed farm there and a murder case by the lake.

What.

The.

Hell.

We are never driving at night again.