No but actually, here’s the crew of kids we’ve got at the lunch table.

the trans demiguy that’s a total asshole to everyone but is also super dependable and chill when it counts; he has an unhealthy obsession with anime and video games. he can be really haughty and go overboard, so the pansexual snark usually has to keep him in check when he crosses the line.

the pansexual snark that flops between being the most sweetly sensitive bae to ever bae and a ball of terror; she fights with demiguy all the time but somehow they get along perfectly; she has more life experience than anyone but is usually the one asking for advice. kind of addicted to being in love, she’s the romantic to balance out the ever cynical demiguy.

the enigmatic kook who is exceptionally smart and spacey all at once; we’re not sure if she’s a philosophical genius or high; oh and she’s a super nerd addicted to the video games. she is a paradox in and of itself considering she is both surprisingly stable and constantly scattered. she is a blessing and inspiration to us all…. I think?

the guy everyone thinks is gay but he’s straight, to everyone’s dismay; he’s never frowned since I’ve met him. ever. he can be pissed as hell and smiling like a dork, and it’s mildly terrifying.

the cis straight white girl that’s super brainy and always talking about this novel she’s writing. none of us really know a thing about her novel but she constantly insists it’s super great, and she’s a smart cookie so we take her word for it and let her ramble about it. she also has an addiction with showing people tumblr posts on her phone at the lunch table

the epitome of nerdy white boys. a really fantastic and sweet guy who tends to be the voice of reason at our madhouse. even though he’s the most sane, he usually just keeps his mouth shut and watches us crash and burn in our escapades. he may be surprisingly sinister deep down, but for now were convinced he’s about as dark and brooding as a golden retriever puppy. he’s also crazy smart and actually listens to cis white girl about her novel.

The only thing is that nerdy white boy is graduating, so we need to fill his place at the table… It can’t just be anyone, either. We’ve had this table since seventh grade, and we take it seriously. OnO I want to invite Sprinkles, the other nerdy white boy that I’m smitten with, but idk if he’ll join our monarchy.