"GAH! Monijack feels! Jack is seriously the sweetest."

"AARRRGGG MONIJACK WITH THE AND THEN THE AND THEN WITH THAT ONE THING….MSAKFHAFUKJSDFKADLFNSDN, FEELINGS JUST DIED INSIDE"

"I feel like absolute shit because I’m sick but I’m staying up for this amazing MoniJack stuff"

"But MoniJack numbs...