pyramidslayer

look what you can buy

apostlemage

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

yungbrndn

Just cause there’s a pope didn’t mean the bible is truth bruh.

nosdrinker

how boring of a person are you