Mom: The Seahawks pregame is on! Want to watch?
Me: Psh, of course. Cause you know, I know everything about... uh... sportball.
Mom: Sportball?
Me: What? I love watching sportball. I'm all over watching them make baskets and uh... that one guy who likes Skittles.
Mom: You mean football?
Me: NO MOM I THINK I KNOW WHAT SPORTBALL IS.