Mom The Seahawks pregame is on! Want to watch?

Me Psh, of course. Cause you know, I know everything about... uh... sportball.

Mom Sportball?

Me What? I love watching sportball. I'm all over watching them make baskets and uh... that one guy who likes Skittles.

Mom You mean football?

Me NO MOM I THINK I KNOW WHAT SPORTBALL IS.