Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me Shit is that a cop? No.

Me Shit THAT is a cop.

Me /dinosaur screams/