How to explain your romantic/sexual orientation via shoe euphemisms

Hetero: I like closed-toed shoes, but I don't like every closed-toed shoe there is.
Homo: I like open-toed shoes, but I don't like every open-toed shoe.
Bi: I like both open-toed shoes and closed-toed shoes, but not all open-toed and closed-toed shoes, and I might like one a bit more then the other.
Pan: The type of shoe isn't a factor in whether I like it, but this doesn't mean I'll instantly like EVERY single shoe, and I can still like how a shoe looks.
Ace/Aro: I don't particularly like shoes, I might never wear shoes, or I might wear them because they feel nice.
Gray/Grey: Every once in awhile I'll like a shoe, but most of the time I don't like them.
Demi: I have to break in a pair of shoes before I can actually like them, sometimes even when I break them in I just don't like them.