Literally right now I’m standing in my room in my striped sweater and boxers while dancing and beatboxing to the sounds of Pokemon Sapphire.

After exploiting the daycare mechanism– I mean, uh, TOTALLY TRAINING MY POKEMON UP IN A LEGIT WAY, Fargerike the Anotirh evolved into a mighty Armaldo! >u<

Now I must get back to rapping about picking berries.

Choice Lyric: “I LIKE PICKING QUALOT BERRIES THEY ARE QUALOT-Y BERRIES YOOOOOO”