Anonymous
asked:
Either Fennekin (cause fOXES), Froakie(cause baDASS FROG) or Chikorita (cause cUte pland baby). I'd love to play guitar but violin is also rly nice. I prefer neutral pronouns most of the time unless I feel more like a she or he on whatever day. Either way they/them is fine. If meeting somebody in person, prob hands. (I fucking love hands. don't even get me started.) I see you in my notifications all the time! Also you're hecka cute. I'll probably get AS when they come out.

Yes to all those starters ;u; Chikorita is one of my all time favorites, easily. IDK why, but I usually learn towards Grass Starters in most gens. 

Hands are very important. ouo I usually notice someone’s eyes first. ^^ Admittedly, my hands are very lackluster….. ehe. My fingernails are very short and they have oil burns from work. ^^;;;;

Ehu, so you’re someone I reblog/like stuff from a lot? If I weren’t so tired I would attempt deductive reasoning, but I’m doing all I can not to nod off right here and now ;u;

Also, thank you! I don’t know what you look like, but I can still assure that you are quite cute. I just know these things, and I’m not a liar. =u=

Now I shall task you wish some longer questions before I attempt to sleep.

-How come you’re staying on anon? :O

-Write a rhyming couplet in iambic pentameter about the importance of eating leafy green vegetables.

-Are you enlisted in the skeleton war?

-Finish this sentence: “If I had the superpower of turning into a dolphin for five minute intervals though I could never turn into a dolphin while in the water, I would _____________”

-Use the word “parabola” in a sentence.

-Pat yourself on the back if you’re actually doing these nonsensical tasks. Good on you. And if you’re not, pat yourself on the back anyways. I wouldn’t be doing these weird questions if I were you, probably. The hell even is iambic pentameter?

-What’s your favorite memory from ages 5-10?

-Do you know what you want to study in college, if you go to college? If you don’t plan to go to college, what do you want to do with your life, or what general direction do you think you’ll head towards?

-Write “Jack is alive and he is coming for us all” on a slightly singed piece of parchment. Make sure you write in your neatest cursive with scarlet red ink. Curl the message up tightly, if not a bit haphazardly, and stuff it into a scratched and chipped test tube. Plug the test tube securely and deposit it into the nearest ocean, estuary, or river. Repeat this process twice a week, each time with messier handwriting until it is barely legible. 

-Draw a small snail sitting atop a comically large pumpkin. Post it on the internet until it becomes a meme.

-Stand at your neighbor’s doorstep at exactly 6:66 a.m. and chant the lyrics of the first Pokemon theme song until they are aware of your presence. Then, leave a limited addition Mew card on the doorstep and disappear into the night.

-Submit a selfie of yo'self into my submit box. ;D

-Are you an introvert, and extrovert, or sort of both?

-Tell me, have you seen the marvelous breadfish?

-What’s your first name?

-What’s your favorite song?

-Do you prefer coffee or tea?

-Favorite holiday?

Okay, I should go to bed now. xD Talk to you tomorrow!~ ouo