makoto:
hey sis you look stressed
sae:
yeah lol it's the stress
me, doing the dishes:
A RIVER IN A DRYYY LAAAND
me, doing homework:
THE LAST ACE IN A LOOOST HAAAND
me, in the shower:
A HEARTBEAT FOR A TIIIN MAAAAN
me, sleeping:
AN OASIS IN A SIIINGED LAAAAND
Akira:
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’e a 9. I’m the one you need.
Yusuke:
No, I’m a 10.
Goro:
I know you feel betrayed-
Akira:
Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.
Ryuji:
Are we the good guys? We’re the good guys, right?
Morgana:
Yeah, we’re the good guys.
Ryuji:
Feels kinda weird, you know?
sae:
you're pretty good with a gun
sae:
you must have had an excellent coach, who was it?
akira:
a seventh grader.
sae:
I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN JAIL ARE YOU EVEN TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY???
Makoto:
Then Joker will go with Skull and Fox.
Akira:
Yes! My fantasy threesome!
Makoto:
...
Ryuji:
...
Yusuke:
...
Akira:
...of friends.
Sojiro:
I want you to know, that I used to think that there was no man on earth good enough for Futaba.
[Yusuke smiles]
Sojiro:
And I still think that.
Haru:
Hello, father. Make anyone cry today?
Okumura:
Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Ryuji, via text:
I think my betta fish could kick your betta fishs ass. Not because your fish is a girl though, I'm not sexist, my fish is just really fucking mad all the time.
Ann, showing them to Makoto:
How do I even respond to this?
Ryuji:
Those were meant to be private!
Akira:
Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rulebook?
Sae:
I am suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook, and if you do possess one, you certainly have never opened it.
Kamoshida:
Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Ann:
You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.