Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
Saying it was my first “day” on the job would be a bit of a misnomer. In the vast expanse of the Milky Way, amid my domain, I am not bound to an orbit. I defy the whims of gravity and move upon a path of my own design, negating the very concepts of day and night as I no longer circle the Sun as I once did when I was tethered to Earth. Time becomes a near meaningless concept as its passing only makes its presence known through slow, rhythmic, and minute changes to the celestial bodies around me. It certainly still exists, but its importance is now lost.
With the entire galaxy at my command, I exert my newfound influence. The planets are no longer as they were once known. Their names across every language are erased and rewritten. Once I am finished with them, I will begin to reassign the titles of the stars. I’ll eventually exhaust the list of Pokemon to name them after, and at that point it becomes a matter of waiting. Waiting for more.
