If each of my muses had a tumblr blog

Dylan: Psychological posts. Smartass responses to incorrect information. Classical music.
Ringo: PICTURES OF SPACE VIDEOS OF DANCING SUPERHERO HEADCANONS REBLOGS OF RODNEY’S SELFIES ALL TEXT POSTS IN ALL CAPS
Jinta: Cooking pictures. Liveblogging of his life because that’s the best liveblogging you can get. Every text post sounds like a fucking fortune cookie.
Dennis: Some clusterfuck of porn, memes, guro, and probably has the fucking troll face as his profile picture.
Riley: Social justice, which is then tarnished by about fifty million reblogs of Love Live girls, claiming in the tags that each and every one of them is her waifu.