SVETOBA IS CANON

In an official online interview with Mike, Manitoba answered a question, mentioning his wife.

His WIFE.

It is canon that he has a wife.

And who is the only female he could possibly come in contact with?

Svetlana. He can interact with her as he pleases in Mike’s mind, whereas he couldn’t possibly maintain a relationship with someone outside of Mike’s mind.

THEY ARE MARRIED I HAVE SAID IT THEREFORE IT IS CANON

Headcanon that’s not really a headcanon but it gives me feels:

Svetlana was the original personality. She was there first. Though, being born into a man’s body, she realized her transgender identity at a young age. Wanting to be a normal boy like everyone wanted her to be, Mike came into existence. The personality Svetlana’s parents had wanted. Svetlana had been given the name Mike at birth, but now she introduced a face for the name. She receded into Mike’s subconscious, choosing to live there, away from the expectations and pains of living in the real world. It was there that she began her gymnastic career, having an affinity for such a thing. Mike became convinced he was the original. Svetlana created the other personalities to keep her company. She based them off of things and people Mike saw throughout his life. Chester was Svetlana’s take on her grandfather, Vito parodied the Situation she saw on Jersey Shore one afternoon, and so on. Svetlana wants Mike to keep control, because he can best live out the life she was meant to leave. If she can’t live in peace, she wants him to.

My headcanon appearance for Svetlana (if she had her own body):

-5'8", relatively thin but has apparent muscle mass (maybe around 170lb, given her height)

-Medium/light brown hair and blue-gray eyes. Fair skin.

-Keeps hair short; she finds it tedious to put her hair in a ponytail so often.

-Medium thick, rounded arched eyebrows. Long-bridged nose; tip of nose is mildly pointed.

-B cup breasts, shoe size 8

-heart shaped face, lips are on the thinner side.

-Her muscles aren’t thick and bulgy, but rather toned and smooth.

-Double-jointed fingers ((meaning she can bend her fingers back so they touch the back of the same hand. Just a little something I imagine for her since it’s what I have and it would make her more flexible in even a minute way))

-Ruler-shape body type

-Wardrobe is built for comfort and ease of movement. When out and about, yoga pants or sweatpants are her go to, as well as either a T-shirt or ¾ sleeve shirt and a couple jackets. Dresses pretty much modestly, with at least some emphasis on style. She usually doesn’t leave the house without doing her mascara and lipstick, simply because she likes how she looks with it on

So I assume that each alter of Mike’s has their own recollection of memories and whatnot, considering Vito mentioning his uncle Vinnie, and Manitoba mentioning having a wife.

Headcanon:

Svetlana hates the stereotype that all Russians do is drink vodka and dick around. She is 100% sober all the time because her father (as she recalls) was a heavy drinker and just sort of sat around like a lump all day every day. He never even looked at her, he just sat there, staring at a static-y TV and drinking. Svetlana’s mother had to shoulder the burden and provide for the family, which made Svetlana despise her useless father. “Lips that touch the alcohol will not be touching mine!” she announces proudly when asked about the subject.

Lets just take a moment to appreciate Manitoba Smith.

Svetlana: “Manitoba~ I did some of the baking and made cookies with the chocolate chips! Want some?”

Manitoba: “No can do, didgeridoo, all those carbs go straight to my thighs.”

I feel like tonight’s episode was designed to spoil me.

Sure, Alejandro got eliminated, but all of the Malejandro hatefire PLUS Svetlana appearing this episode made it so grand.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. <3 <<1 week early? IDC.>>

5/6* PEOPLE LIVING IN MIKE’S BODY APPROVE OF THIS BLOG

DAMMIT CHESTER GET OVER YOURSELF I KNOW YOU HATE TECHNOLOGY BUT NOW YOU’RE MAKING MY BLOG LOOK BAD

malevolentespurr:

Hi Journal! I’m pretty sure I showed mommy Svetlana…. But I don’t remember anything? Svetlana seems happy to tell me about what happened. Mommy greeted Svetlana and she showed mommy her good gymnastiex(did I spell that right?) and then mommy had to leave for a phone call. I hope mommy likes Svetlana as much as I do! 
    -Mike

NO STOP THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY FEELS.

(TW: Mention of self-harm.)

My Headcanons for Mike (and his alters):

-Svetlana gets really pissed when Vito leaves meat products in the fridge- meat in general (especially raw), makes her feel sick.

-Although all of Mike’s personalities want to gain control, Svetlana has more or less given up the idea of happily living out life in Mike’s body. She feels more trapped than the rest of them, being the only female in a male’s body.

-Mike used to self-harm.

-Of Mike’s alters, Svetlana is his favorite. She causes the least trouble, in his opinion, and is generally very friendly.

-Mike’s guilty pleasure is High School Musical. Also, when he heard the song “Scream” from the third movie, it instantly became the most listened to song on his iPod.

-One of his biggest fears is that people will like one of his alters more than him. He doesn’t acknowledge this fear much though because he more readily believes that everybody thinks he’s a freak because of his alters.

These are just a few.

Headcanon: Although all of Mike’s alters would like to have control over the body, Svetlana has more or less given up. Even if she were to be able to be the main personality, the thought of having to live out life in a man’s body sounds just as enslaving as her current situation. She puts all of her energy into her gymnastic skills because it’s better to do that than to brood about her predicament- stuck in a man’s body with five men until the day Mike dies.

Who else out there is playing X/Y? c:

Current Team:

“Malevolence” - Lvl 35 Doublade (careful nature, highly persistent)

“Robinson” (Soon to be Dubbed “Manitoba”) - Lvl 35 Tyrunt (quiet nature, somewhat vain)

“Svetlana” - Lvl 37 Florges (rash nature, good enduracne)

“Chester” - Lvl 37 Venusaur (sassy nature, highly curious)

“Mike” - Lvl 37 Delphox (modest nature, strong willed)

“Vito” - Lvl 32 Lucario (hasty nature, alert to sounds)

If you keep up with TD, you’ll appreciate the natures and traits of my team. XD

So sometimes I just sit here and wonder.

I wonder if Mike’s alters have a lot of emotional torment because they desperately want their own body so they can be considered a real person and live out their lives.