Good Things about the Finale:

-Zoke kiss!

-Canon AleHeather!

-Zoey/Chef friendship?

-“And this is milk.”

-Mal died HAHA SEE YA LATER FUCKER

-Gwen and Cameron being bros

-FRACKING MACHINE

-Mal on a pogo stick jfc

-Mike and his alters teaming up to get into the tower and up the staircase before everything turned to shit.

-Vito holding Chester

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Bad Things about the Finale:

-THAT IS NOT HOW MPD/DID WORKS FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE TOTAL DRAMA YOU LITTLE SHIT I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MAD I AM ABOUT THAT. MIKE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER BUT YOU HAD TO INDISPUTABLY MAKE HIM OFFENSIVE AS FUCK. 

-ALL THE ALTERS ARE MAGICALLY GONE? WHAT IS THIS SHIT I’M CRYING FUCK EVERYTHING.

-I CANNOT GET OVER THE RESET BUTTON BULLSHIT FUCK EVERYTHING.

-No Season 6 Preview? 

-Seriously fuck everything. Ever fiber of my being still likes Mike, but they literally ruined him and gave a big middle finger to people with MPD/DID or any other mental illness, for that matter. Fuck that noise.

-SVETLANA NO MY BBU 

-Oh my God are the rest of the cast okay? Like shit dude they floated off into the atmosphere. What the fuck.

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY TITS

OH MYLANTA

THE FINALE

THE FINALE WHAT THE TITS

I LOVED IT

BUT HATED IT

I CAN’T

I still can’t even get over the scene in tonight’s ep where one of Mike’s favorite dreams is kissing in the rain like wow can I just hold him and hug him and kiss him in the rain forever?

I love how he is the hopelessly in love and likely having “girlier” fantasies about their relationship than Zoey does and that’s hella rad since normally the girl is just hopelessly head over heels for some 2cool4u guy.

PLUS JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT HE DREAMS ABOUT THEM KISSING IN THE RAIN

AND THEN SVETLANA IS LIKE “OH BOI THAT IS SO CYOOT”

just wow

I CAN’T EVEN

TONIGHT’S EP

I JUST CAN’T EVEN

MIKE’S DREAMS

OH GOD HIS DREAMS

AND CHESTER WANTING A PIGGYBACK RIDE

AND ZOEY FINALLY FUCKING USING HER BRAIN

AND SVETLANA BEING THE BEST DAMN CHARACTER IN ALL OF TD BESIDES MIKE.

LIKE HOT DAMN SVETLANA YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.

TOTAL DRAMA SVETLANA.

PLEASE AND THANK.

LIKE SERIOUSLY 

Not gonna lie, the only person I would have rather left this episode would have been Scott. Not bad, TD. Not bad.

Let’s all take a minute to realize that the puppet scene in tonight’s ep would be downright terrifying if the show weren’t animated. If that scene was in a live action show, it would be scary as all get out. This entire show would be freaky ass shit.

It’s funny how much a cartoon-style and sense of humor can cover up.

I feel like tonight’s episode was designed to spoil me.

Sure, Alejandro got eliminated, but all of the Malejandro hatefire PLUS Svetlana appearing this episode made it so grand.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. <3 <<1 week early? IDC.>>

OKAY HOW WERE THE ENGINE NOISES NOT ON CHRIS’ “MAL’S GREATEST HITS” DVD???

My thoughts on tonight’s episode ((SPOILERS)):

-“I exfoliate once a week!” Alejandro in this season is just so fantastic– I can’t even.

-Chef being creeped out by Mal. Oh my gosh how perfect, considering how scary Chef was in s1 with guarding his kitchen and running the boot camp and stuff.

-Jose. Is his entire family just a bunch of attractive, cocky, manipulative Hispanic men?

-“Not in the face; never in the face.” Best line of the episode. Best moment right here. Also I laughed at Jose using the confessional. Bitch u ain’t even on this show!

-Izzy being able to tell at a glance that Mal was not Mike. Oh my God that made my heart just explode with joy. Like holy shit can I just say YES. YESSSSSS

-Mal beating the shit out of Izzy. Who even can do that?! In one episode, he scares Chef and beats up Izzy. WE GOT A REAL BADASS OVER HERE.

-Gwetney feels. Though TBH I don’t ship them romantically sosorrynotsorry but I friendship them so hardcore.

-Just dear lord this episode was fantastic! Can’t wait for next ep! >u<

New TDAS episode 5 clips

xozelinkox:

So there are two clips. Just click the url I’m gonna give you and SROLL DOWN until you the title “Total Drama All Stars”: http://www.toonzone.net/video/clips-new-clips-stills-synopses-cartoon-network-premieres-october-7-2013/#.UlJAS9JLPIt

Enjoy!

OH MY GOODNESS BLESS YOU BLESS YOUR SOUL THANK YOU