PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL

Opalite: I don't really like to fight, but I will most certainly open a can of whoop-ass if provoked by an enemy. Well, I mean, I'll fight alongside my friends. I don't really like one-on-one, since confrontation makes me uncomfortable.
Citrine: I honestly can't be bothered with fighting- it takes too much energy. If someone pressed my buttons too much I'd give them a what-for, but honestly I don't really see the point in picking a fight over everything.
Lavendulan: Oh hell yeah, I'll gladly stand against any asshole who thinks they can be a dick and get away with it. It's not that I like to pick fights, but I do love to smack some sense into clods who have it coming.
Charoite: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. I'LL KICK THEIR ASS. I'LL KICK THE MOON'S ASS. I'LL KICK THAT TREE'S ASS. I'LL KICK MY OWN ASS. //five minutes later// I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Jan 18, 2016 — 2 notes — Tags

The extremely talented @asphyxion was doing a special on commissions and his art style is my kryptonite, so I had to request a picture of Charoite. This is perfect- beyond what I even envisioned. I am so in love with this I really cannot even begin to describe how gorgeous this is! Please check out his blog and art- he is SO talented.

Oct 18, 2015 — 25 notes — Tags

Sep 8, 2015 ix-macaroon — 23 notes — Tags

I decided to start painting again, and am starting with a fusion dance sort of picture of Charoite and Emerald- I got the base colors down, maybe later this afternoon I’ll start defining the shapes, re-lining, and shading? Who knows. This is about 3.5 hours of work so far. That beautiful enby fusion taking up most of the canvas is Watermelon Tourmaline, btw.

fuzzy-smiles

Aug 6, 2015 — 27 notes — Tags

fuzzy-smiles:

Emerald and Charoite both have a strong love of big women.

MATT IS LITERALLY PERFECT

THIS MAKES EVERYTHING CONSIDERABLY BETTER

ALSO YOUR ART GAME IS 1000% ON POINT

Jul 20, 2015 ocean-donefish — 2 notes — Tags
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chakkmon asks:

Okay, so what I've got so far is that the dance starts with Aquamarine extending a hand out to Charoite while inching slowly towards them. Charoite is snapping their fingers as they inch to Aquamarine and they take her hand and they both start snapping, taking turns leaning closely into one another while keeping the rhythm. Still on the beat, Aquamarine swings Charoite between her legs, turns around, and catches them again. Charoite then dips her and she places her gem foot in the air and BAM

NOW THIS IS A FUSION DANCE I CAN GET BEHIND

HOLY CHILUPA

THAT’S A+ 1000% THUMBS UP 100000/10

Jul 19, 2015 — 4 notes — Tags
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Anonymous asks:

what if the nb gems had vine

It would be utterly HILARIOUS.

Emerald would run the vine account but Charoite would take it over a lot.

Vine after vine of Watermelon Tourmaline trying to sneak up on Citrine and prank her. They almost never succeed. ((”okay so we’re going to replace Citrine’s cutlass with a banana and see if she notices” //five seconds later// “I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP CITRINE GON’ KILL ME”))

Charoite prancing around the house singing while Citrine tries to ignore him. Emerald joins in and is completely off-key, pissing Charoite off. ((“YOU RUINED MY SOLO” “oh my fuck you are such a diva charoite” “BITE ME”))

Emerald and Charoite doing dramatic duets while sitting across the couch from each other ((”near…” “far…” “WHEREVER YOU ARE”))

Emerald doing mundane shit but still finding a way to make it hilarious. ((”Making lunch for the fuckwads” //suddenly everything is on fire// “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN”))

Basically it would be a clusterfuck of the highest degree.

Jul 18, 2015 — 2 notes — Tags
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fuzzy-smiles:

sarcasticdevotee
Citrine and Emerald fusion dance(ish?)

Charoite: They better not be trying to out-gay me.

Emerald: Don’t worry baby my dick still get harder for you. <3

Citrine: //rolls eyes//

Jul 16, 2015 ocean-donefish — 8 notes — Tags

NB Gems Fusion Dances

Watermelon Tourmaline: Starts as a ballroom dance, breaks into an upbeat jazz swing halfway through. A lot of twirling and dipping.
Cuprite: A medium tempo bossa nova with quirky bass and guitar licks. Hip movements abound, and Citrine has to lift Charoite at some point so they're the same height.
Prasiolite: An eclectic EDM beat that's easy to sway and move to while still using a lot of quirky sounds and riffs to make it start to transcend just being an electric jam.
Black Opal: God knows- probably some literally gay show tune. Your guess is as good as mine. They just start acting out Wicked or some bullshit.

Jul 16, 2015 — 8 notes — Tags
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fuzzy-smiles:

attackoftheflapflaps
Charoite and Emerald’s fusion dance(ish?)
//Emerald and Citrine l8r//

YES GOOD

VERY NICE

Emerald: Dip me like a princess!

Charoite: Of course babu <3333

Citrine: //off to the side// GAYYYYYYYYYYY

Charoite: //winks//

Jul 16, 2015 ocean-donefish — 5 notes — Tags

Charoite: Prepare to face a fusion of our own! //fuses with Emerald//
Dioptase: Wait- are you really fused?
Watermelon Tourmaline: Yeah- why?
Dioptase: You're still so... so... so short.
Watermelon Tourmaline: Whelp. //pulls out weapon// Time to wreck some shop. Maybe I'll cut you down to size... literally.

Jul 15, 2015 — 5 notes — Tags

Emerald: You haven't tried to use those silly skates of yours lately, Dioptase, what gives?
Charoite: //smirks sadistically//
Dioptase: //looks down at their stomach in discomfort// ....no reason.
Citrine: //reading the newspaper in the background, knowing full well what happened//

Jul 15, 2015 — 6 notes — Tags

Dioptase: Pfft I'm not afraid of you, you tiny creature.
Charoite: //pulls out scythe// //cracks knuckles//
Dioptase: Yellow Diamond called, I have to go home now. Bye. Forever. Peace out. //nopes the fuck away//

Jul 15, 2015 — 6 notes — Tags
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Dioptase: //is being an asshole//
Charoite: //doesn't give a single fuck//
Dioptase: And what are you, you pint-sized shard of a gem?
Charoite: .....did you just- you did not just- oh you did not fucking just talk smack on my height. You did not-
Emerald: //steps back//
Citrine: //steps the fuck back//
Charoite: //the wrath of hell is unleashed// HEY FUCK FACE, COME AND SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WE'VE GOT A TANGO TO DANCE YOU CANDYASS SHITSTAIN.

Jul 15, 2015 — 5 notes — Tags
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Charoite: Alright, the Homeworld gems are coming, but we can take them on, right?
Citrine: Right.
Emerald: //huddled away from the rest of the group//
Charoite: ...right, Emerald?
Emerald: //giggles//
Charoite: //sneaks up behind Emerald and sees them stroking a picture of Jasper// OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE EMERALD

Jul 15, 2015 — 6 notes — Tags
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