PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

So whenever I think of Zoke I think of the song “Say Something” by A Great Big World.

Don’t listen to it unless you want to cry tonight. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ZOKE.

Like sync the line “So I will swallow my pride, you're one that I love and I’m saying goodbye” to the very moment he dropped the rock on his head and you’ll sob uncontrollably.

mirthfullespurr:

Irk we need more cute zoke headcanons to get rid of that fic pls help k thanks bai

Zoey dyed her hair red right before TDROTI because she didn’t want everyone to think she was some sheltered suburb kid. When Mike complimented her hair, she decided to keep it dyed.~

I still can’t even get over the scene in tonight’s ep where one of Mike’s favorite dreams is kissing in the rain like wow can I just hold him and hug him and kiss him in the rain forever?

I love how he is the hopelessly in love and likely having “girlier” fantasies about their relationship than Zoey does and that’s hella rad since normally the girl is just hopelessly head over heels for some 2cool4u guy.

PLUS JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT HE DREAMS ABOUT THEM KISSING IN THE RAIN

AND THEN SVETLANA IS LIKE “OH BOI THAT IS SO CYOOT”

just wow

It’s weird. I really don’t care for Zoey as a character (don’t love her, don’t hate her), but right now I’m rooting for her to win TDAS. It’s not her fault she’s poorly written. She has so much potential! <<Plus all I want is to see Mike happy and in love and if that’s Zoey in the canon bring it on.>>

If she won, Mal would in no way win, she’d be the most logical to be around during the final showdown with Mal, and she would share the money with Mike if she won, so it’s like they both win. Also, it’d be on her own merit. Even though Mal helped her win two challenges, she’s still a strong competitor since she carried her skills as Commando Zoey to her normal personality.

SHE HAS SO MUCH GOING FOR HER WHY DID THE SHOW WRITE HER LIKE SHIT.

//grumps around//

malevolentespurr:

I’m a zoke warrior
In a doey world

I’m a Dawke warrior

In a Doey world

so I guess that works out okay for me.

My Top 10 Favorite Total Drama Characters

1. Mike

oatmealo asks:
ZOKE

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Ehm… I tried? XD I just couldn’t not do Zoca Zola! 

This was done without a reference, so that’s why it’s weird. 

Anonymous asks:
uh zoke??

1. Strongly Dislike

2. I just don’t think Zoey is the right girl for Mike. I personally don’t care for Zoey to begin with, but I feel like I’d like her character more if she wasn’t shipped with Mike.

In TDROTI I actually shipped them. She was doubting because she didn’t know about Mike’s condition, but right around when she finds out to now, I started hating Zoke. Her initial reaction to his MPD, “That just means there’s more Mike to love!” THAT IS EXACTLY NOT HOW MPD WORKS.

And then from then on she spends the rest of forever doubting Mike and waffling around with trusting their relationship. A year passes between TDROTI and TDAS, so we’re supposed to assume they stayed together and at least kept in contact in a long-distance relationship. Yet from the get-go, Zoey acts like it’s been two days since she found out about Mike’s condition, and is constantly doubting him. When he starts acting weird, she doesn’t piece two and two together “Well he has MPD so maybe it’s a different personality or at least something like that.” but she starts questioning their relationship and her trust.

In ep. 6 she says “I can’t just abandon him…. can I?” WHY IS THAT EVEN AN OPTION FOR YOU, DUDE. She shows more affection towards Duncan than towards Mike.

Honestly. I could go on for a while but blegh I’m done ranting. ((Sorry to Zoke shippers. I respect your ship and I will admit that Zoca Zola should be your official ship name, but I just don’t ship it.))

3. Doey and Dawke

Dear TD writers,

Please make Zoey’s character less Mary Sue and Bella Swan bumblefucked into one. I really want to ship Zoke and drink the Zoka Zola.

Love,

Me <3

I ship Doey infinitely more than I ship Zoke.

Fun Facts.

I ship Zuncan more than Zoke.

//strolls away//

A huge reason I don’t like Zoey is her reaction to Mike’s MPD when she first found out.

“That just means there’s more of you to love!”

Ugh. Don’t fucking get me started on everything wrong with that.

ganzgirl321-deactivated20140420 asks:
Why do you like Zoey?

:

*blushes slightly*

Well, for a whole lot of reasons. ^///^ She’s super nice to everyone, she-

((switch))

TMO: -and that’s just as obnoxious as everything else about her… I don’t know what my host sees in her. She’s just as expendable as the rest…. 

the-malevolent-one:

the-malevolent-one:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

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i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

is this mike and zoey

no seriously

mike

and

zoey

I spy with my little eye something Zoke.