JUST BURY ME IN PAIRINGS WHERE ONE PERSON’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HELL AND HARDSHIPS, BUT LOOKS AT THEIR LOVER LIKE THEY’RE THE SUN, HOLDS THEIR LOVER CLOSE LIKE THEY’RE THE WARMEST THING IN THE COLDEST SNOW STORM, AND KISSES THEIR LOVER PASSIONATELY LIKE THEY’RE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD.
one time i was complaining about my shitty parents to a friend and he got frustrated and said “i’m gonna be your dad now. and your mom. you’re… dom. WAIT SHIT NO”
once i had stopped laughing i said “daddy?” and he swerved the car and lectured me on never saying that again
Quick Adelinta sketch because Adelita gets night terrors and at some point //likely verrrrrrrrrry soon// Jinta is gonna have to deal with that so here’s to emotional turmoil!
you were sat in my reserved train seat and refused to move so i sat on your lap and now we’re both too annoyed and awkwardly turned on to move
we were both unwillingly coerced into going to a wedding and we bet on who could drink the most glasses of free wine. three hours later there is no clear winner and were collapsed in a pile of our own puke in the corner of the room
i can hear you arguing w a policeman and from what i can tell you had to be forcefully removed from a public area because you sat on the ground and refused to move and youre confused about what theyre charging you with
im kinda busy arguin w this police man but i also keep looking at you because you’re naked and attractive and im pretty sure you just told the someone you were arrested bc your friend dared you to take off all your clothes and throw them at ppl and someone else told you that you wouldnt dare do it
we were having a fun games night w our friends but now everyone’s left your flat apart from me bc we’ve played twenty games of connect 4 and still haven’t managed to find a winner and gdi i will beat you
ive been trying to grab your attention in class for over half an hour by poking you and throwing things onto your desk and you’re refusing to acknowledge me and gdi all i wanted to do was tell you that you look cute and now it’s gone too far and it can’t go back
were roommates in university and our kitchen is a mess but both of us are refusing to clean it and it’s becoming a serious health hazard i swear i saw a dead body in there the other day
ive been arguin w you on yikyak for days and don’t even remember what started it any more but only today did i find out youre actually the cute person in class ive had a crush on all semester i seriously regret looking at your screen over your shoulder now
you knocked my books out of my arms and you’re refusing to pick them up bc you’re claiming i walked into you when it was totally you who banged into me and we’ve been stood here arguing about this for ten minutes already
U KNOW ONE THING THAT SUCKS IS WHEN U HAVE A OBSESSION OVER A SHOW AND NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE REALLY INTO IT SO YOU’RE JUST THERE WITH ALOT OF FEELS NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THEM
Orthoclase, fusion of Sunstone and Moonstone. Fun Fact: Sometimes Sunstone will initiate the fusion to better protect Moonstone, since it’s easier to just keep track of one body.
Sunstone is a natural pacifist, whereas Moonstone is always willing to fight for what she feels the need to defend- in most cases, Moonstone will draw her sword, getting Sunstone involved in battles he doesn’t necessarily want to be fighting in. Furthermore, he doesn’t even feel equipped to fight, since his weapon is a shield. Ultimately, he finds himself wrapped up in the battle and trying to provide coverage for Moonstone while she wrecks shop. In deadly situations, they’ll form Orthoclase so there’s only one body to keep track of.
