Akechi: This was amazing, and I learned a lot, and I enjoyed it tremendously.
Akira: I learned a lot about you, Akechi.
Akechi: You did!
Akira: One; you're super interested in slobbing on my knob, like-
Akechi: Wow, is that what you took away from this?
Akira: Number two-
Akechi: Uh-huh?
Akira: That's going to happen tonight.
Akechi: Whoah.
Akira: You made a promise.
Akechi: I did not.
Akira: Don't break it.
Akechi: Okay?
Akira: I'm holding you to it-
Akechi: Nah.
Akira: Publicly.
Akechi: A promise I never made?
Akira: In front of all of these people.
Akechi: You're holding me to a promise that you made just now on my behalf.

Akira: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ryuji: That was deep.
Yusuke: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is technically a fruit smoothie.
Ryuji: That was deeper.
Makoto: Common sense is knowing a ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you nasty.

<p> <b>Makoto:</b> Uhm, Akira, before you go there's something a need to tell you.<p/><b>Akira:</b> Don't worry Makoto, I know all about it.<p/><b>Makoto:</b> Really?<p/><b>Akira:</b> Yeah, you're in love with me, right?<p/><b>Makoto:</b> Actually, I'm in love with your sexy alter ego.<p/><b>Akira:</b> Oh... well this is kind of awkward.<p/></p>