PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

GUESS WHO IS HOSTING MALEJANDRO WEEK?

THIS BITCH

<<Though it’s not for like a year so don’t get too excited yet.>>

Quick Spanish Lesson

A lot of people ask how to pronounce Alejandro’s name, and I think I’ve definitively found the answer, as I am a third year Spanish student.

Spanish vowel guide:

A - ah

E - ay/ey

I - ee

O - oh

U - oo

There are no exceptions to this in Spanish. If that vowel is in a word, that’s how it always it, unlike how English words. 

That being said, here is how you would pronounce Alejandro Burromuerto:

(using English vowel pronunciation)

Ah-ley-hawn-drow Boo-row-moo-air-tow

ley as in I lay down to sleep

hawn as in fawn

row as in to row a boat

tow as in to tow a truck

NOTE: when pronouncing Burromuerto, the muer sound is moo-air, but when actually saying it you say it so fast it should come out sounding like mwair.

mwair as in the cold autumn air

ANOTHER NOTE: The double r in burro would be rolled in correct pronunciation (the r in muerto would NOT be rolled). However, some people are physically incapable of rolling r’s. In this case, pronouncing the double r with a “dr” sound will remedy the problem (do not emphasize the “d” sound, though. Just add it softly in front of the rr to emulate the rolled noise.).

I hope this helps!

thepromdestroyer:

If I say Alejandro’s name right I almost get chills

I’ve been learning Spanish, and from what I’ve gathered, it’s pronounced

(using English vowel pronounciation)

Ah-ley-hawn-drow Boo-row-mwair-tow

((Quick Spanish vowel guide:

A - ah

E - ay/ey

I - ee

O - oh

U - oo))

(Source: ambiguouslyevil)

Does Alejandro’s last name just become plural when he means business or what?

I feel like tonight’s episode was designed to spoil me.

Sure, Alejandro got eliminated, but all of the Malejandro hatefire PLUS Svetlana appearing this episode made it so grand.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. <3 <<1 week early? IDC.>>

My Top 10 Favorite Total Drama Characters

5. Alejandro

So I’m rewatching TDWT and

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT WHAT ALEJANDRO’S VOICE USED TO SOUND LIKE.

I MISS THIS MAJESTY.

((yes I know they had to change the VA and they’re doing the best they can… but hot damn, dude.))

ocean-donefish asks:
//whispers// draw angsty Malejandro.

:

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[[OOC:: Drawing Request 2/5 this is not part of the asks/answers on this blog, only a requested drawing to celebrate 100 followers. XD In the canon of this blog, Mal is asexual. ((Though I could see him using Alejandro for reasons besides sexual gratification…)) Also oh my goodness I have no practice drawing Alejandro this is my first time ever drawing him so that’s why his face looks weird and stiff and just weird.]]

Reblogging only for Mal’s curves. I don’t care that I suck at drawing Alejandro.

And then like 2 years later Alejandro tries to go solo because he doesn’t need the band, and then everything just falls apart. Tyler suffers an injury while playing sports and can never play the drums again. Noah gets fed up with the drama and...

And then like 2 years later Alejandro tries to go solo because he doesn’t need the band, and then everything just falls apart. Tyler suffers an injury while playing sports and can never play the drums again. Noah gets fed up with the drama and returns to college to get his PhD. Cody and DJ try to make it work by making the remainder of the band become acoustic, but it just isn’t the same. The appeal is gone.

(Source: malejandro)

ocean-donefish asks:
//whispers// draw angsty Malejandro.

:

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[[OOC:: Drawing Request 2/5 this is not part of the asks/answers on this blog, only a requested drawing to celebrate 100 followers. XD In the canon of this blog, Mal is asexual. ((Though I could see him using Alejandro for reasons besides sexual gratification…)) Also oh my goodness I have no practice drawing Alejandro this is my first time ever drawing him so that’s why his face looks weird and stiff and just weird.]]

IS TIME FOR SEX

Aleheather Headcanon

havefaif:

geographically-correct:

cartoon-connoisseur:

Alejandro must hate it when Heather’s on her period because he gets mentally abused (Heather’s mood swings and all)

“mi amor i brought you the strawberry cake you wanted”

“oh my GOD I SAID VANILLA. V A N I L L A GO GET ANOTHER ONE”

“But Mi amor I—”

“DID I FUCKING STUTTER??????????????????????/”

“uGH”

“DO I HEAR SOME FUCKING ATTITUDE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE, IF YOU DO NOT MEET MY DEMANDS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP”

“I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK UP ONE MORE TIME I AM VOTING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE”

(Source: cartoon-connoisseur-blog)

And in other news the S.S. Malejandro friendSHIP came in first.


What I think of them: A great addition to the cast! He’s a womanizing, manipulative, sexy asshole… but it made TDWT even more interesting. He brought out new traits in old characters, and (along with Sierra) spiced up what would have been a rehash of that last two seasons. He seems like all that an a bag of chips, but towards the end of WT and in AS, he shows some weakness and other unsavory traits.

My favorite season with them: TDWT

My favorite ship of them: AlejandroxHeather

My least favorite ship of them: AlejrandroxBridgette

My favorite quote of theirs: His singing voice in “Condor”. That’s not a quote, but it was pleasant to my earholes.

chickenmcnuggie:

ALEJANDRO AND NOAH WERE SO FUCKIN CUTE I LOVED THEIR SCENES TOGETHER JUST

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LOOK HOW CUTE

I LOVE THEM

(Source: boricuacat)