PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

I live near Seattle and they’re trying to pass a law to raise the minimum wage to $15/hour.

*smashes head against wall*

My mom works her ass off 60 hours a week (or more) to own and operate an entire restaurant. She makes $19/hour. 

YOU DO NOT DESERVE $15/HOUR FOR BREATHING.