espurr expresses her sadness

Espurr: WHEN YOU KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF THE CHARACTER YOU'RE RPING WITH AND THE SEND U A REPLY WITH THE CHARACTER LYING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH OMFG HOLD ME
Jackie Shit Legs: robocopulation
Irk: How often does Eustace spend the entire episode whining about the same shit, first his chair and now his newspaper
Irk: *holds the Espurr* D=
Espurr: "Bastien chuckled. “Don’t worry about it, Miss Sofia. I take no offense to it at all!” he insisted, with a smile. “I live with them because my father is away for business a lot. He’s a professional magician, and he must go where the stage calls him to go.”"
Espurr: HES NOT ON A FUCKING BUSINESS TRIP
Espurr: HES DEAD
Espurr: AND BASTIEN PRETENDS HES STILL ALIVE
Espurr: *crawls into fetal position*
Irk: WELL THAT'S NOT NICE
kyubey: Ｅｓｐｕｒｒ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｉｎ　ｃａｐｓ　ａｌｏｔ　Ｏｒ　ａｔｌｅａｓｔ　ｔｏ　ｍｅ
No: "What's the point of having all the money in the world if it doesn't bring me happiness?" Hm. =O
kyubey: Ｍｙ　ｆｏｎｔ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｏｏｌｅｓｔ　ｆｏｎｔ　ｈｅｒｅ
kyubey: Ｈｕｅ
Espurr: THE WORST PART IS BASTIEN TRIES TO BE LIKE HIS DAD
Such Lauri: Back from posting stuff
Such Lauri: And NOOOOOO, the icooooooon
Such Lauri: Whatevah
Espurr: A MAGICIAN AND GUESS WHAT
Espurr: HIS DAD
Espurr: DIED
Espurr: IN A MAGIC ACT
Espurr: IM JUST
Espurr: sooooooooooooooooooobs
Such Lauri: ....What? Oh, Total Drama City?
Espurr: yES