HELP HOW DO I TEXT SOMEONE
THIS PERSON I’M A LIL SMITTEN FOR IS ACTUALLY TEXTING ME BACK CONSISTENTLY FOR ONCE AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TALK
| Jan 29, 2015 — 0 notes — Tags |
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being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
[cricket sounds]
*drops the mic*
Also who gets paid less to begin with?
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
thank you and bless you
(Source: trytobesane)
i want to play this game
I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care
IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT
BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET
THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT
SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?
WE TRIED IT AS WELL
SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION
SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL
SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET
I’M CRYING REAL TEARS
I was playing on Akinator and I was thinking of Clive from the Layton games and Akinator guessed it but on Akinator he’s listed as
“Clive/Legal Luke”
NO.
STOP.
| Dec 15, 2014 — 0 notes — Tags |
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“If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists”
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
(Source: chaoticgaydroid)
EXCUSE ME WHILE I DISAPPEAR FOR ABOUT 24 HOURS OH MY GLOB I JUST PICKED UP THIS BABY FROM GAMESTOP AND MY BODY IS READY
I GOT SOME SNACKIES AT THE STORE AND IT’S TIME TO ISOLATE MYSELF FROM HUMANITY AND PLAY THIS THING
LKFSJFLKSDJFLKSF SO EXCITED I’VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT
| Nov 21, 2014 — 5 notes — Tags |
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YOOOOOO
PsychologyToday did an article about bisexuality this month and it was AWESOME. They basically disproved all the bullshit myths about bisexuality– WITH SCIENCE! >u<
Hell yeah to PT magazine for the bi visibility!
| Nov 11, 2014 — 4 notes — Tags |
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Doing AP Calc Like
“WHY THE BALLS DO I NEED TO FIND THE DERIVATIVE OF A DERIVATIVE?!?!?”
“WHY CAN’T I HAVE FRACTION EXPONENTS IN THE NUMERATOR IT’S THE SAME DAMN THING AS IT BEING A RADICAL IN THE DENOMINATOR YOU PICKY NOTATION PRICKS.”
“Oh wow I think I got this one right! Better double check in the back of the boo- DAMMIT ALL WHERE DID I GO WRONG.”
“*gross sobbing*”
| Oct 21, 2014 — 2 notes — Tags |
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